Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Erin Andrews spotted in UNC dorm room



With files from the AP



CHAPEL HILL, NC - Fresh off his herculean Pigskin Bowl victory over the previously undefeated Birdmen of St. Louis, the Tar Heels' coach Francisco was photographed with ESPN's Erin Andrews, buying wine among other things, at a liquor store off-campus. The couple then drove off in Andrews' 2010 Chrysler Crossfire, but were later seen pulling up to the men's dorm buildings.



You'd think that the trail would have ended when the couple entered the building. But you'd be wrong. The relentless photographer followed them inside, where he later captured some [ahem] candid shots inside Coach Francisco's dorm room.


(WARNING!! NSFW)


I have no idea what she's holding in this picture, but it looks to me like she has broken a piece off of the Pigskin Bowl, and is either using it to curl her hair or else .... nevermind. Let's stick with curling her hair.






Friday, December 4, 2009

"Olympics!", states he-M: My All-Time Team Russia

By Will-he-M


Line 1
LW- Valery Kharlamov
C- Sergei Fedorov
RW- Pavel Bure

Line 2
LW- Alexander Ovechkin
C- Vladimir Petrov
RW- Alexander Mogilny

Line 3
LW- Vladimir Krutov
C- Igor Larionov
RW- Sergei Makarov

Line 4
LW- Anatoli Firsov
C- Vyacheslav Bykov
RW- Boris Mikhailov

Def. Pair 1
RD- Vyacheslav Fetisov
LD- Valeri Vasiliev

Def. Pair 2
RD- Sergei Zubov
LD- Nikolai Sologubov

Def. Pair 3
RD- Vladimir Konstantinov
LD- Viktor Tikhonov Sr.

Goalies
1- Vladislav Tretiak
2- Viktor Konovalenko
3- Evgeni Nabokov

Reserves
1- Alexander Maltsev- RW
2- Alexei Yashin- C
3- Evgeni Malkin- C/LW
4- Sergei Gonchar- D
5- Alexander Ragulin- D




"Olympics!", states he-M: My All-Time Team USA

So, with that out of the way, here is my All Time Team USA

Line 1
LW- Joe Mullen
C- Mike Modano
RW- Pat LaFontaine

Line 2
LW- John LeClair
C- Doug Weight
RW- Brett Hull

Line 3
LW- Keith Tkachuk
C- Jeremy Roenick
RW- Tony Amonte

Line 4
LW- Dave Christian
C- Neal Broten
RW- Bill Guerin

Def. Pair 1
RD- Rod Langway
LD- Brian Leetch

Def. Pair 2
RD- Mark Howe
LD- Phil Housley

Def. Pair 3
RD- Chris Chelios
LD- Gary Suter

Goalies
1- Frank Brimsek
2- Tom Barrasso
3- John Vanbiesbrouck

Reserves
1- Ken Morrow- D
2- Mathieu Schneider- D
3- Patrick Kane- RW
4- Mike Ramsey- D
5- Zach Parise- LW




Line 1
This line would be scary quick. All 3 players have the unique ability to pass, shoot and dangle and are just as good at those abilitie as an Canadian.

Line 2
This line is nearly perfect but unfortunately, the USA has yet to deliver an elite playmaker ala Gretzky or Lemieux. Still though, near perfection is still going to give team's nightmares. I originally had JR on here but figured Weight's passing ability would take advantage of the 2 best US snipers ever.

Line 3
A fairly gritty line, no star defensive player but all 3 have the ability to play in their own end and cause trouble for opposition forwards.

Line 4
Again, no star defensive forward but still 3 guys who are well above average defensively.

Def. Pair 1
The perfect combination of offense and defence, Langway's sound defensive game would perfectly compliment Leetch's offensive game

Def. Pair 2
I'd like to officially change my pairings, here I would have Housley with CRAIG LUDWIG, same reasoning as above.

Def. Pair 3
And I'd move Mark Howe here with Chris Chelios. This would be the Top Pair on most countries teams but this shows the depth Team USA has on defence.

Goalies
Anyone nicknamed "Mr. Zero" has to be a starter. Barrasso would be the perfect back up with Beezer being one of the better 3rd stringers ever.

Reserves
The only problem with Team USA is their lack of depth up front, forcing me to choose 2 relatively unproven players in Kane and Parise. Don't get me wrong, when all is said and done, Kane and Parise could very well be Top 5 best US forwards ever.

Coach- Herb Brooks

GM- Brian Burke




"Olympics!", states he-M: My All-Time Team Canada

Here's my first list. I know it's not a Top 10 but I've got a few on tap that I need a bit more time to complete so I'm starting my first Olympic themed list, My All Time Team Canada.

1st Line
LW- Wayne Gretzky
C- Mario Lemieux
RW- Maurice Richard

2nd Line
LW- Joe Sakic
C- Steve Yzerman
RW- Gordie Howe

3rd Line
LW- Guy LaFleur
C- Gilbert Perreault
RW- Mike Bossy

4th Line
LW- Ron Francis
C- Bob Gainey
RW- Marcel Dionne

Def. Pair 1
RD- Bobby Orr
LD- Doug Harvey

Def. Pair 2
RD- Larry Robinson
LD- Ray Bourque

Def. Pair 3
RD- Paul Coffey
LD- Denis Potvin

Goalies
1- Patrick Roy
2- Terry Sawchuk
3- Martin Brodeur

Reserves
1- Bobby Hull
2- Stan Mikita
3- Brad Park
4- Howie Morenz
5- Red Kelly




Line 1
The Greatest Playmaker, The Greatest 2 Way Center and the Original Power Forward. Gretzky and Lemieux with Richard would be an amazing sight to see. I really don't think theirs a defensive strategy in the history of hockey that could stop that line.

Line 2
I wanted this line to be a bit more defensively responsible, which is why I chose Mr. Hockey to be the RW over Mike Bossy.

Line 3
Not your typical 3rd line checking line but they'd be the best 3rd line in the history of hockey.

Line 4
You know you're deep on offense when Marcel Dionne is a 4th line checker.

Def. Pair 1
The 2 greatest defencemen in NHL history as you're top pairing would be like waking up in heaven with 40 virgins waiting for you. Harvey's defensive mind set would allow Orr to pretty much become the 4th forward on the ice.

Def. Pair 2
2 more of the greatest defencemen in history as a pairing. This would be my personal shutdown tandem.

Def. Pair 3
Coffey wasn't my first choice but I felt compelled to ave him because of his offensive game. I kind of wanted Park here but decided to give it to Coffey for Power Play purposes only.

Goalies
This proved tougher then expected. I really couldn't decide if I wanted Roy or Sawchuk as my starter. Ultimately, it came down to Roy's clutch OT play in the Playoffs. In hindsight, Brodeur may be the better option simply because of the 3, he'd be the one who's used to facing a low number of shots but I'm sticking to Roy.

Reserves
I know this may come as a surprise since I don't have Mark Messier anywhere on this team. Truth is, I couldn't find room for him. Theirs plenty of leadership and offense among the forwards that Messier becomes expendable. I could of had him as a reserve but I wanted 2 extra forwards and 2 extra defencemen along with the most versatile player in NHL history, Red Kelly., who can play both forward and defence.

Coach and GM
I knew I forgot something when making the list so here they are, my coaching staff and GM.

Head Coach- Scotty Bowman
Forwards Coach- Toe Blake
Defence Coach- Scott Stevens
Goalie Coach- Francois Allaire

General Manager- Sam Pollock




All-Time Teams: The Tough Guys

By The Ol' Heave-Whore


Here's my view of the all-time toughest, meanest, and best team to play against. An all-star team might beat them, if they managed to last until the end of the game.

RW1 - Gordie Howe
C1 - Mark Messier
LW1 - Ted Lindsey

RW1 - Rocket Richard
C2 - Bobby Clarke
LW2 - Dave Schultz

RW3 - Cam Neely
C3 - Dale Hunter
LW3 - John Ferguson

RW4 - Rick Tocchet
C4 - Ken Linseman
LW4 - Tiger Williams

D1 - Eddy Shore
D1 - Bobby Orr

D2 - Zdeno Chara
D2 - Chris Pronger

D3 - Chris Chelios
D3 - Scott Stevens

G1 - Billy Smith
G2 - Ron Hextall